Monday, February 25, 2013

Relatives vs. nosey stalkers who read your blog



I know some people have issues with relatives on social media. I wouldn't be comfortable with having my older relatives on Facebook, but I'm actually fine with my relatives reading my blog!


To relatives reading my blog
Haha. I know some of ya have been poking around.

It's ok! I wanna say, thank you for being so nice to me when I was by far the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Actually, I've never seen any ugly kids, it's just.... a manner of speaking.


And I was the quietest and dullest kid, ever. Thank you for being nice to me and having my fat face in all your photos hahaha. 

Sometimes, the different between genuine concern, and genuine pigheader-assholeness is extremly obvious.  Which brings me to the next....


To The Bloody Nosey Parker
How many years have you been scrutinizing my every move on social media? Time passes real quick, doesn't it. Well maybe for you, but not for me. Never for me. Your nose was so HUGE it almost suffocated me, and social media felt like such a curse.

I'll applaud you for being so darn relentless though. Now that it's over (I think, I hope, but actually I'm past caring), I feel like part of my soul is missing. Lolololol #goodriddance


Not that I've got anything to hide. It's just that, you know, I am not worthy of such undying affection. HAHAHA. It's like some stalker flick (which a title has yet to come to mind), only uglier, and much more annoying. 

And if I were to write a stalker flick based on my own story, itt would be a stalker + gore flick. The stalker (not that you're a stalker, you're just a nosey parker, but stalker sounds more dramatic) would be..... Heh heh heh. Go watch Hostel. Or maybe Saw.

Oh, HI! I KNEW you wouldn't be able to resist reading this (even though you may announce very majestically  to anyone who would entertain you that you don't give a sh*t anymore). :D


I think you suck and you are the grossest, most petty, prone to overreaction, egoistical, chauvinistic person I have ever met!


And I am the most immature girl in the world. Oh well, we all have our flaws. Hahaha have fun reading this and foaming at the mouth! You foam at the mouth at almost everything so I can imagine already :D

Anyway, I've always wondered, why do there seemto be so many knots in your knickers all the time? Isn't it uncomfortable? Life is short. Take it easy, or yours will be even shorter. #Imfeelingnice


And really, you should enter some contest or something. I've never seen a man who's got PMS symptoms. You'd be rich. 


(I don't think I'll be blogging until the 2nd week of March! Between asssignments and housemoving... I am... very outta breath here's wishing everyone a good month ahead, and remember, take it easy because life is short!)


And noticed I mentioned no names. So if you think I'm talking about you then you are admitting to being a Class A**** creepy a-hole. Take care!

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Random Ramblings + Photos from the past




So what happened this morning was really stupid. I thought I had an assignment to hand in this morning, and I tried to complete it FRANTICALLY. And when I was done and about to submit it online.... I realised that it was actually due TOMORROW.

Oh well. At least I had time to spruce it up a little. I mean, I've been looking at it for an entire day, and I don't see where and how I can improve it on.  Hitting 'SUBMIT' was a good move, or I'd just be wasting my time staring at the screen and doing nothing.

I hope I get an okay grade. I need at least a B, or to veer on the safe side, a B+ this semester.

Oh and I was packing the stuff in my room into boxes, and came across some old photos. Very amusing. Too bad for you, I've only got two, because all the rest have been packed into boxes :D


You know, in the early 2000s, Neoprints machines were VERY in vogue? Very expensive for 14-year-olds as well, but well... You could add sparkles and designs and it was so very fun. The kids these days have it better. They can now enlarge their eyes, cover their blemishes, and change their hair colour now!


I managed to find photos with similar poses. And it's not like I'm pretty now, but when I look at photos when I was in my very early teens.... mai hiam la hor. Hahahahah. At least I don't cry myself to sleep for being ugly anymore!

I used to be very sad about my looks and thought I couldn't be saved. And I want to thank all the girls in my class for being willing to take Very Expensive Neoprints with me hahaha.

And just in case I'm this old fogey from another era and you're this young, happening young punk :P, THESE  are Neoprints.

Okay buh bye I am going to wallow in misery because I thought I won a camera but turns out that I didn't. They said I won a mystery prize. But whatever. Lady Luck, Fate, or somebody. Outcasting me this year, huh. It's ok HAHA I will work hard to show you that you're missing out on something awesomeeeee. I mean, who doesn't wanna hang out with me :D

I wonder what the mystery prize is. The collection venue is really, really far.

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

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Things I Really Want, Just Not Meant to Be

Call me a First World Brat, but I just really really really want these, and I'm the most thrifty one amongst all my friends! I've been wanting these for a very very very long time now, and I think the 11:11 wishes and blowing eyelashes off my fingertips aren't working!

Of course, I've won some things I want (some people call it need, but seriously, it's just a want), like my iPhone 4S, a watch, and some other stuff. So..... maybe I shouldn't be asking for too much! nyway, just to feel better (you know how it feels when you let all your anger out).. I'm gonna tell the world what I really really want.

*now-tell-me-what-you-want-what-you-really-really-want-and-ok-you-know-the-spice-girls-song-yeah*

First on the list....
The Samsung EX2F

Most of my friends have heard/seen me gush about it until I think they want to smack me HAHAHA but well in a nutshell...

I've had my eye on this even before it launched in Singapore. And then I kept every news/magazine clipping I had on it ( imagine stalking who you think is The One on Facebook). And then darn it. It's so damn good that... since August 30, 2012. The price hasn't even fallen by A CENT.

I even went to the stores to try it out.. Joined every contest there was with all the valiant spirit any human could possible summon... But like Romeo and Juliet... Fate did denied our love hahahaha.


And I must have read every review there is online. I should be the spokesperson for this camera, really!

And then you may think.. If i like it so much... why not just buy it? Well... It's SGD 699... so... and I am not as rich as I'd like to be (Yes the first world brat in me us surfacing again, I'm saying it forst so YOU SHUT UP).. so yeah.

OMG JUST LOOK AT THE FULL HD AND THE F1.4 AND THE SWIVELLING LCD SCREEN! The only, and ONLY ONLY ONLY gripe I have is that the mere 3x zoom, but then this is the most perfect, perfect camera I have ever come across. And Yes, a prosumer one is all I need.


Second on the list...
NX1000
I actually got to know the Samsung EX2F through a NX1000 workshop And when I held this camera... and placed the screen side by side with mine.... oh gosh. Mine's so dull and grainy.. and it can NEVER be used indoors :(  I mean, okay, I've seen a few others in my life.. but they either heat up really quickly, or piss me off with their touchscreens..

The NX1000 takes brilliant photos for such an idiot proof camera.. and and and... IT COMES IN MY FAVOURITE SHADE OF PINK. And I took photos of my face with it and it looks good ha HAHAHA. The thing is... it's a mirrorless camera.. but I don't need something as advanced as that. And no swivelling screen for me to take even more photos of myself haha =X

Pretty, hor? :)


Third on the list...
Panasonic Compact Straightener.
If you haven't already realised, I have uber frizzy hair. And the humid weather in Singapore (though I wouldn't really wanna live anywhere else) does the massive frizziness no good at all.

And... sometimes I just wanna have a makeover to show them @#$%^ who I can be (to some idiots, looks are everything). And sometimes, I see peoplewiith tousled hair which looks so amazing and natural, but I knew they used either curling or straightening tongs. In case you didn't already know... you can use straigtening tongs to curl your hair.

Now, I don't know much about these tong thing.. but I fell in love with this one - it's a travel-sized so it's easy to bring around. And yes, the pink played a part hahahaha.



And lastly...

 
Now, this I can afford and I've bought them for other people, just not myself :(
And I always buy something for somebody else and wish I kept them for myself hahah =X
Of course I haven't done it!!



But sometimes, when I think of buying, say, a soft toy for myself, and then I'll be like "EH $15. Some poor people don't even have $15. And next time when I'm 75 and poor and lonely, I'll be thinking why the hell I spent that $15 on a stupid soft toy!"

 
And anyway... most of these are sold out. And I always take photos of them though I don't buy them pathetic.jpeg.
This one I bought for somebody. Wish you were mine hahaha.
 
Okay yeah, these are what I want. Just these. Besides world peace and a seat on the train, and everybody to be nice to everyone. And that people flush after they are done with their business. And to be pretty someday. Or to be THE ONE who saves the world in some sorta covet spy operation. Okay and maybe lots of Hello Kitty paraphenalia.

Thanks for reading, bye!
Shushuuuuuuuuu


And here's what I look like after class at 10pm. Oh gosh I hate night classes.
But this is the oly way to earn more $$$$ and get to buy nice things for myself and my family :)
 

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Favorite Scenery Shots and MY LONG LOST TWIN!

I'm typing this as my assignment deadline draws closer. But then again, it's not every day I have this unexplainable urge to blog, so well... I'll get a little less sleep later, and BLOG NOW.

Now, I've got like a trillion photos in my phone/camera/computer that my lazy ass and I haven't been even editing (except on Instagram), but this month, I've got a new goal. To stop this bad habit of sheeeeeeer laziness!

Since most of my photos are in my phone (and these days, I can't take many photos because my phone always goes MEMORY FULL. PLEASE DELETE SOME yadda yadda), so I'm gonna use some of my favourite (old) photos, so liven up this otherwise dead-looking blog.


I'm always holding on to my phone (because my camera's quality is worse than my phone's) and just snap anything that I see. Legally of course, and do you see a pattern here?








 

 
 
 

 
 

 
 
 
 
YES I'M BACK IN ACTION :D:D:D:D
JUST WAIT FOR THE FOOD PHOTOS. I've been eating so much that I've gained weight, so shan't bore you much with my fat face and spare tyres!
 
Anyway..... All these stuff are things that people normally wouldn't bother to notice... But I think they're worth paying attention to!! Like me la. If anybody were to ask me 'Sorry, what's your name again', I may just squat down and BAWL.

I'm actually rather proud of this photos (hahaha ok you can say that I've got low expectations! I never say I wanna be pro photog, hor.)

Oh and I found someone who can pass off as my twin sister hahaha. Can you guess which one is me?


Tuesday, February 5, 2013

How I spend every Valentines' Day

So. Finally. Here you finally have it. The big revelation. I'm gonna you how I spend every 14th Feb. Since it's a great big National Global secret and all. I cannot NOT share a juicy secret with, you, can I?

Every year without fail, I hit the streets, and look for a random guy and engage in some wild, animalistic sex in some random motel to fill in the empty void in my life. And I'd love to delve into deeper details, but this is social media, and I'll need a decent job for the next 40 years.

But Dear Nosey Parker. I hope I wasted 10 seconds of your pathetic life reading the first 2 paragraphs. Because they're FAKE. HAPPY? MIND BLOWING ENOUGH? IS THAT THE ANSWER YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?

And I really wouldn't have made a joke (well I don't know the exact word since there isn't even the slightest bit of humour in this), but... I just needed some impact. And I also needed visualising you with your neck lengthening in a way that would make a giraffee green with envy, and Eyes widening and almost popping out of your eye sockets as you finally get to know something very very very very very important. Even more important than, say, secrets that only people with TOP CLEARANCE in the FBI and CIA know.

So, screw you, Nosey Parker who loves probing about my life pertaining to love and politics. I really think you're convinced that your life depends on this knowledge. But it's really too bad, coz I ain't telling. And seriously, don't be silly. Nothing tragic is going to happent to you even if you don't know. That, I can guarantee with my life.

Sometimes, for certain things, you need to mind your own business. It's a form of respect, as simple as that. I understand the excitement of being a busybody (I'm a busybody too, hahaha), but sometimes there are limits that ought to be respected.

For example, you don't go around asking your acquaintance how much he/she earns. Or how much money he/she has in the bank account. It's the same principle. Especially if you are not a friend or family member, it gets really intrusive, not to mention irritating. Asking once, asking twice, is ok. Maybe some people are less perceptive. But not all the time, after somebody has shown reluctance to talk about it.

It's called EQ. Look it up.

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Hi.

 
I feel so great to be back here that I can't stop posting stuff. I don't have much to say, but here's a photo I've never ever uploaded!

Ok bye, hitting the books again! Oh gosh procrastination is SUCH a pain in the behind. It's ok.  there is no time to make up for lost time like this time. HAHA. I don't know what I'm saying.

Oh and I really cannot figure out my obsession with expressions like this. One day, if everybody hates me, they're going to dig out all these photos to make fun of.

Oh the evils of social media!



 

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Chocolate Indulgence

So you know, I've been wanting to get a new camera. A prosumer one, which is an upgrade from my current VERY BUDGET compact. Not professional one. Which I'd love, but have no use for.

And practice makes perfect, so I've been (over) zealously taking photos. Of the same things. Which I shall proceed to bore you with. HAHA.


 

 
 
Should have put the cake at the centre.
 
I want to cry looking at the atrocity of this, but ahhhh the chocolate <3 font="">
 
 

Ok thanks for scrolling. Maybe one day I'll be able to take nice photos someday. And I don't mean going pro, if Nosey Parker is reading this. Hahaha. I used my phone for this btw.

And as I'm looking at the photos. I realised a MAJOR mistake. And realising mistakes are good because I get to learn from them! Imagine, no mistakes = no improvement!

That's me looking on the bright side because my life is going to be better from this week onwards!

Friday, February 1, 2013

Well Hello Hello


It's been a long time since I last blogged. Well, here, at least. I do have a few other blogs which I'll never reveal :P

I've been away from here because of a really irritating busybody who loveeeessss who pry. I know, ironic, right? I made this blog public, and I don't want peole to pry. Well, just a certain someone. The attention was as disturbing as hell. But I doubt he'll be poking his big fat nose into my blog anymore. I don't think ANYONE is going to drop by this blog, for that matter. Because it was dead for quite a bit. But it's ok HAHA I just like to type stuffffff.

I'd tell you more about whats happening (and I did have a lot to say), but I've since forgotten it all.
Oh my memory. Oh well there'll always be something new happening, so I'll try to blog more. Hahaha. Or I could use my old photos.

And I'm getting lazy. The only editing I do for my photos is using one of the Instagram filters! :P