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One Good Turn Deserves Another

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I know that isn't true in real life, but I just like to dream.
I've got this habit of picking up plastic or pieces of paper on the street because I'm afraid that if I don't, somebody will slip and fall. Sometimes when I do that, people will tell me "Why did you do that? It's not like anybody else will do the same. Nobody cares."

But you know, when I think back to the times I've done little things like that and I'm thinking.... I could have saved a life haahaha!  Like... what if I didn't pick up that plastic bag and a cute little old lady stepped on it, fell backwards, and hit her head? :(

But my friends/family are right. NOBODY IS AS STUPID AS ME. Because 90% of the world are so freaking self-centred. They won't do sh*t to help others, but when sh*t happens to them they complain till the cows, pigs, giraffes, and polar bears come home.

But you know what? I still choose to be stupid because 10% of decent humans still give me hope and I …

How to say Goodbye to Bullies

Bullies. Ah. I've never gotten as far as being bullied, but intimidated and put down, yes,

But you know what?

Nowadays I'm caring less and less and less.

And you know why?

I HAVE BEEN ENLIGHTENED.

Look at the people who always seem to have it in for everyone. The bullies, the people who try to make you feel back about yourself, intimidate you, put you down...

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ALL HAVE IN COMMON?

ALL THEIR LIVES.... SUCK!!!!!


I've met a few. I. a.k.a pushover, always let them get the better of me, but now that I sit down and think about it... I think they deserve my pity instead. Yes, pity, not sympathy.

 Look closer, and you'll realise that there is a certain aspect(s) of their lives that suck(s) more than regular people. Bad marriages, relationships, self-esteem, self-image, many things.

And if you let them win, you are stupid like I was.

But you know what you can do? I'm not going to say something adults love to say "OH JUST IGNORE THEM!". Obvio…

Lucky oh I'm so Lucky

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LUCKY
So you know for the first time in 4 years I've been 'free-er' than usual. This Saturday there was a free giveaway for some branded clutch for the first 800 readers of a female magazine and GUESS WHO WENT?!?!?!

I haven't had the time to take a good pic yet but here's a quick shot (it really looks a lot better in real life)



Me, duh. And it's such a pretty clutch! Genuine leather, too, smells absolutely divine (though I am really very sorry if any animals were hurt, ok). And I only had to queue for less than 30 minutes because it was a working day. Anyway, I was far from bored because the women/girls around me were very chatty. It's funny how easily people can make friends when they common topics haha.

And I said I was lucky becauseeeeeeeeeee. Okay you see, there were 4 colours and I really really liked the fuchsia one. But the clutches were given out randomly so I only had a 25% chance of getting one so I was like... awwwwww not so lucky one lah.

BUT …

Stupid Things I do.

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I was clearing stuff from all my SD Cards when I came across some photos. Last time I super bu yao lian hor hahaha. So many selfies and 80% of the time were from awkward angles. And then I couldn't bear to look at them, so I just put the cards aside and bought new ones for new photos. At some point, I decided this should end or I'd end up with like, 50 SD cards, and an empty bank account. Thus the decision to grit my teeth and browse/sort out/delete photos. Turns out that it wasn't as bad as I thought.....And this lot is so funny so I thought I'd share hahahahaha. GOSH what was I trying to do? I don't quite remember what came over me, was I trying to be like, cool or versatile or something? Because I usually prefer the act-cute-until-buyaolian pics. Btw these photos were taken in early 2011, one of the most... trying points of my life so I think I can be excused.

This is me giving a look of distaste haha. It is actually how I look  every time I see Bitchface comp…

When Humans Like to See Other Humans Fall

Today, I got home to see this girl called Ah Ting trend on Twitter. And since that was totally untypical, my curiosity was piqued and WOW PEOPLE ARE SO HORRIBLY BRUTAL NOWADAYS.

Is that a sick new form of entertainment or what?

So this 13 year old girl sent some you-know-what photos of herself to her boyfriend, and you-know-the-drill, the little twat sent it out. But what follows is just... sad. And really. Make cyber-bullying a crime already!!!

Sometimes that makes me wish that social media never existed (coming from me the Instagram Addict).  I see GIRLS circulating the photos, and poking fun at the victim. Seriously. I kid you not, those little girls are actually having fun seeing another girl fall. And when asked to remove their tweets by the non-sadistic humans, you will not believe their smart-ass answers. They should be ASHAMED of themselves. Let's just say if any kid of mine were to speak like that, she is going to TAKE IT ALL BACK and never utter such bullcrap again.

I…

Half Asleep So This May Not Make Sense

I sitting on a swing.
Swinging, swinging  higher and higher. Then I saw a magnificient waterfall. Massive. Think Niagara Falls.
And at the side were man-made waterfalls.
And for the first time in life, I wasn't afraid of the swinging.
And I don't usually remember dreams even immediately after. Hmmm..
Or maybe I was down the waterfall, and on the other side it was a beach.
I jumped off the swing even though, you know, under normal circumstances that would have been suicide.
But no, I landed gracefully. (Edit: HAHA SHOULD HAVE ALREADY GUESSED IT WAS A DREAM)
And one of my friends was in a shelter thing and pulling a lever... Hope I make sense to myself tomorrow morning or waking up is a stupid waste


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As I'm editing the (nauseating/disgusting/horrible) grammatical and spelling errors now, I don't quite remember this. And as much as it must have made perfect sense In my half-asleep state, it doesn't now. And to think, I actually made the effort to half-wake u…

My Hair Obsession

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I am supposed to be watching my lecture recording now. But all I'm doing is having these random thoughts, and looking at my hair and back view on video. And yes, I definitely need a haircut. It's a bit too long and layered.  I KNOW it'd look good shorter.

AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?

Because I sat right in front of the camera on purpose, so that I could see how my hair looks like from the back, when they upload the lecture recordings. Thoughts like these are going though my mind now:

"OMG that's an irritating stray lock of hair" "Hmmm.. maybe a short bob will look better."
"Is my hair too layered? That girl beside has less layered hair and I think that'd work for me."
"Ok maybe this is what I should do in future. Sweep my hair to the side". "And while I sweep it to one side, must make sure I don't leave like one lock of my hair at the back. Because somebody's gonna find it irritating and snip it off when I'm not paying …

Sometimes when I go shopping

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You know, here in Singapore, it's not everyday that we don't see a loooong queue for the fitting room. And what's better than two fitting rooms, side-by-side, with no fellow shoppers outside (with imaginary accusing expressions) pressuring us to try with haste?

There you have it. Luck. One fine day in a magically non-crowded store. Ah, nothing beats the luxury of time. I have this habit of taking photos (when no signs say No Photos Allowed, duh) when I can't buy something. At least I can look at them :D

I was (what's new) telling my friend that I wanted to try a new style, and she suggested layering. Saw some cardigans on sale, so we decided to grab some tops. And since these tops look kinda nice and I never ever wear sleeveless tops in public, PICTURE TIME!! And yes, I know the black bra is a bit... but I didn't foresee trying on a translucent shirt! So we experimented with these. I never say nice ah, I say experiment! So no smart-ass remarks please. Estimated …