Sunday, July 1, 2012

Things that really should be illegal

1) Not flushing the toilet
I mean, hellooooo. You just need a BRAIN to do it, and everyone has one. is it that difficult to flush?

2) Sighing DEEPLY into people's faces
Don't need to smell your bad breath, thank you.

3) Being glued to the phone while walking super slowly.
Are you texting the hospital to reserve a space for you?

4) Crossing legs on the train and sticking it out for everyone to trip over.
Trains are only THAT wide. Wanna show that you have long, never-ending legs also not like that lah

5) Bitching about unmarried people viciously.
Because I'll rather be single all my life than to have a husband like yours.

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